Walking in an email wonderland
To the tune of "Winter Wonderland"...
Open rates, are you rising?
Fewer folks, unsubscribing
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight,
Walking in an email wonderland.
Gone away, is the spam mail
Here to stay, is the fan mail
They sing a love song
As we go along
Walking in an email wonderland
In the inbox we'll do what we can
To ensure that our emails will be found
They'll say: got free shipping? We'll say: no man
But you can pick things up
When you're in town
Later on, we'll conspire,
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid,
The budgets we've made,
Walking in an email wonderland.
In the courtroom we can sue a spammer,
And pretend that he's a circus clown
We'll have lots of fun with mister spammer,
Until the legislation knocks him down.
When they click, ain't it thrilling,
All those people, we'll be billing
We'll frolic and play, the permission way,
Walking in an email wonderland.
(All together now!)
Walking in an email wonderland,
Walking in an email wonderland.